His picture frequents this blog more often not because I love him more, but because of the four children, he is simply quirkier. This is my new blog word...my husband used this word to describe me. I think it fits, OK, I know it fits and I think I'm rubbing off on my family. Please refer to the John Deere birthday hats in the previous post. BUT FOR NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE.Monday, April 28, 2008
{karma}
His picture frequents this blog more often not because I love him more, but because of the four children, he is simply quirkier. This is my new blog word...my husband used this word to describe me. I think it fits, OK, I know it fits and I think I'm rubbing off on my family. Please refer to the John Deere birthday hats in the previous post. BUT FOR NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE.Labels: kids
{you be the judge}
How creative can you get with a party hat fun!
Can you blow ALL the candles out with one breath (and Mikayla's help) fun!
Open your presents fun!Labels: birthdays
Monday, April 21, 2008
{the hunka turns 40}
And now for the traditional birthday poem (he gets one just about every year).
Turning 40 isn’t so bad.
Look at it this way, you’re younger than my dad!
So what if you are no longer a young lad,
You have Richard Gere gray and that’s really rad!
Celebrate today like it’s a new fad,
Just please don’t wear those new shorts of plaid.
Be happy, be cheerful, be really glad,
because today you get to eat cake like mad!
(Tomorrow you’re going on a diet for Pete’s sake, you’re 40 now you have to take care of yourself!!)
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
{hottest teacher no more}
So here it is-- the story I must share…..in 1997, while I was happily teaching at Westmont H.S., I was voted the hottest teacher in the school by the graduating class!!!! This honor was bestowed upon me at an all school assembly. Yes siree bob that’s right, teachers, counselors, kids and the principal (who now happens to be a superintendent in Antioch) were all witness to the fact that it is possible for a person to go from the color of pasty olive to pink to red to maroon and still walk across the stage to get her computer generated certificate!!!!
But my embarrassment is not why I choose to share this story now. The real reason is this…. while talking to my friend Shellie this morning, she happened to mention that her high school son thought I looked “old” in my profile picture on this blog. Don’t bother looking----it’s gone! Trying to cushion the blow, she quickly added, “He said you don’t look old in real life just in the picture.”
Hmmmm….really? What in the world did that picture magnify that can’t be seen in real life? There goes my modeling career! Unless of course I want to model for AARP! So what’s an aging woman to do?
Botox??? It is quickly becoming a consideration, but I’m already addicted to Diet Coke. So that option is out for now….although I may feel differently as the aging process continues!
Do I crawl into a hole, never post a picture of myself on the blog again and refuse to be seen in public, at least by high school age kids?
No, no those options just aren’t me. I know! I’ll tell the world about my prestigious award AND share my 1997 teacher ID picture that won me that honor as confirmation that I once was cool! Now don’t be jealous, it was many, many, many years ago and apparently the high school generation of this year would not bestow that same honor upon me now! Ahhh, I can at least revel in the memories!! This one’s for you Rusty!
Sunday, April 13, 2008
{an unlikely hero}
What was really going on was this. We got married and moved into his teeny-weeny 2 bedroom 1 bathroom ranch house.
Was there a basement to which we could banish the children? NO.
Was the one bathroom spacious enough to house 6 people attempting to get ready for church? I DON’T THINK SO.
Was there enough privacy for a hard-working English teacher to put her make-up on and make it to her first period class? I THINK NOT.
Quite often, my make-up session would be interrupted by two boys playing Light Saber with their pee streams. Trust me, this is a true story.
I did manage to handle all of the shortcomings of the teeny-weeny house because, well frankly, I was madly in love! However, there was one bathroom shortcoming which I found completely intolerable. And that is why this is my new hero.

We literally had to take four minute showers in order not to run out of hot water. It was enough to bring this hot shower lovin’ woman’s tolerance to a shrieking halt. The following are some of the comments that really did escape my mouth during those harsh years of the itty bitty water heater.
“Ummm, what do you mean we’re out of hot water? You just got in!!
I’m going first from now on AND YOU’RE GETTING YOUR BUTT TO HOME DEPOT AND GETTING A BIGGER WATER HEATER!!!!”
“I don’t care if you have soap in your eyes, turn the water off!”
“I’m flipping the 3 minute hourglass timer RIGHT NOW!”
OH and this is me at my best:
“If we run out of hot water before I get in, you’re all taking showers in the back yard with the hose tomorrow!”
Whew, I’m startin’ to get the sweats from these flashbacks! Let us concentrate on my much happier current life.
Today:
Four mini hot water hogs took four sweltering showers AND YES, amazingly, I still had enough hot water left for my luxurious, uninterrupted (not really, but I can hope) 15 minute steamy shower!
I love my hero!
Labels: misc
Friday, April 11, 2008
{fleeting moments}
Today I said no.
Today he questioned me.
Today I answered like this:
I know what goes on at this stage of the game. I like your friends, but I love you. I would hate for you to get into an inappropriate conversation and give in to peer pressure just to fit in. You’re a funny, witty kid & there is so much to experience out there. Let’s leave IM out for now.
Today he responded:
Today I cried with gratitude.
Labels: kids
{meet the family-lone star edition}
Did you know????
*Texas is the only state to have the flags of 6 different nations fly over it. They are: Spain, France, Mexico, Republic of Texas, Confederate States, and the United States?
* More wool comes from the state of Texas than any other state in the United States?
*You can walk my non-Spanish speaking husband, George, across the border from Brownsville, Texas into Mexico and then pretend to not know him and walk away?? But I digress.
*I have a dad George, a brother George, an uncle George and a cousin George? With the exception of my brother, they all live in good ole Texas! Ridem' cowboy!!
There is probably some deep psychological theory attached to why I married a George as well, but we won't delve into that today!!!
So for today, we shall spotlight George......my dad, George that is & his very cool Columbian wife, Geovany.
He is a retired postal worker, who managed not to go postal but instead moved to Brownsville, Texas where his biggest decision of the day is do I water my grass while I smoke my {very unhealthy} cigar or do I golf?
Here she is holding my newest sibling which brings my brain to another pychological quandary.
Why is it now that they are empty nesters they feel the need to adopt new siblings and pamper them and make them exquisite doggie meals? Seriously, this sibling is undoubtedly more pampered than I ever was!!

Please note, I'm not calling the new sibling by its name as I am not quite ready for that yet!!!
So there you have it ~ my dad, Geovany (the most awesome cook) and the sibling
direct from the
Lone Star state of Texas!!
Labels: family
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
{repentance}
What I left out of {gloaters} was the reason George backed into his brother’s truck. He was rushing to leave on a fire call! There I’ve said it; the weight has been lifted! Whenever George is in Richmond and not actually at the fire department, he is on “call” which results in him having to rush off anytime the pager says so! I’ve secretly thought about turning it off sometimes (not such a secret now), but he also receives text messages to his phone about 5 seconds after the pager goes off so it would be pointless.
So, not two days after he gave my van a sore hiney, he got a “quad” call. Essentially this means there is a fire of some sort and they need the assistance of the four local fire departments (Richmond, Spring Grove, Hebron and Wonder Lake). As he rushed out the door, he tossed me the radio, so I could listen as I sit and worry…what a thoughtful guy!! Apparently, some careless trash burning led to a fully engulfed barn fire less than a mile from our house. This is where my IV’s, many of which you have already become acquainted with, took over. As a result I ended up at the fire taking pictures. I was too chicken to get really close so I only got smoke-no flames. I wasn’t afraid of the actual fire, I was afraid that I would embarrass George. “Hey George, isn’t that your wife interfering with the firemen trying to save this barn?” Nope, I was definitely keeping my distance. So here is an example of what these guys do and they are without a doubt a special breed of brave fellers!!
This was what I saw after I evaded the police officer blocking the street. By the way, that is smoke.


Route 31 was lined with "rigs" from seven FD's! Ooooh, all those cute firefighters!!

Several hours later, this is what was left of the barn!
As part of my repentance, I must also say how proud I am of my hubby for being one of "those guys". I love you very much..............even though you're going to turn 40 really, really soon!!
Sorry, I couldn't resist! I can only be so good! Geez!!
Labels: Fires
Friday, April 4, 2008
{gloaters}
Mikayla is usually the queen of gloating in our household. She does not hesitate to do an “I won” dance or give a loud hoot & holler when she beats us in what was supposed to be a friendly game of UNO. See exhibits A & B below.
Here I think I’ll try again. “Mikayla, really I want to explain… “NOT NOW MOM, I’M DOING MY UNO CHAMPION DANCE!!”
So…. while I strongly discourage my children from gloating, there arise certain opportunities in life that cannot be ignored and call for exactly that which I so strongly discourage…GLOATING.
Right about now, you may be thinking.....
So here it is. I will now gloat, revel, take pride, triumph in the fact that (drum roll please)....
I DID NOT DO THIS!!!!

OR THIS

OR EVEN THIS!

Her comes MORE GLOATING…….
- I ONLY BACK UP (and slowly at that) INTO MAILBOXES & SMALLER CARS.
- I DON’T DO MAJOR DAMAGE!!!!!
- I ONLY GET HARMLESS LITTLE SPEEDING TICKETS THAT REQUIRE ME TO GIVE UP 4 HOURS OF MY LIFE AT TRAFFIC SCHOOL.

AHHH, the joy of gloating!! Does it always feel this good? No wonder Mikayla ignores my pleas to be graceful.
Now, many of you may be wondering,
Please refer to exhibit C for the answer.

So for today…. I AM THE BETTER DRIVER. PERIOD!! Gloating over. Bye.
Labels: graceful moments
Friday, March 28, 2008
{internal voices}
Internal Voice (IV for short): I really should get a curtain or maybe I’ll just tactfully tack a nice dark sheet up there until I can decide what color I want this room.
8:00 Pull the covers over my head.
IV: Wow, it’s hot under here. But it is still Friday, I have no children so I should be able to guiltlessly sleep-in, right?
8:05 FIRE CALL!!!! I lay there and listen to the tones and giggle as George groggily tumbles out of bed and attempts to get dressed.
IV: I really wish he would bring his fire gear home…it sure would be more exciting to see him put those on instead of jeans!
8:25 While still in bed, I learn that the fire call is a false alarm and the Richmond Village Hall isn’t really burning to the ground. Shoot! Poor Georgie, he’ll be disappointed. He loves fires!
IV: Maybe you should surprise him with breakfast…that’ll make him feel better.
IV#2: Buuuuuttt I have no children to be responsible for!
8:35 OK, OK I’ll get up! But reluctantly!
IV: Now go make a nice big breakfast & he’ll be soooooo happy!
I make my way downstairs carefully….don’t want any splinters! I open the fridge and because I have a self-diagnosed case of ADD, I am distracted by the containers of left-overs that have by now undoubtedly gone shopping for new furs. So what do I do? I start cleaning out the fridge.
IV: Hey, this is great! I’ll get the fridge cleaned out and wiped down and it will be all sparkly & clean to put nice new groceries into.
8:57 Since no one is around some of my IV’s are having a conversation!
IV#1: Why did he put the whole pot of soup into the fridge? Why couldn’t he separate it into nice little containers?
IV#2: Wow, it sure is a nice pot though! (It’s my Calphalon Soup Pot that I got for my bday.)
IV#1: You really should take the pot out and separate it into little containers.
IV#2: Yeah, then you can make more soup in the really nice pot!
IV#3: I really don’t think you should hold it with one hand! Grab it with both hands! You’re making me very nervous.
ME out loud: OK, just slide over and I’ll pull you right out………..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
IV #3: Told you!
This is what it looks like when you drop almost 5 quarts of Italian Wedding Soup!

And yes, after all that, I did make breakfast for my Hunka, hunka burning (not so much today) love!!!
Labels: graceful moments
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
{i'm a snob}
As most of you know my affinity for DC goes back to my post pregnancy days with Mikayla. You see, when I got pregnant with Mikayla my life changed. Most lives usually do change when you unexpectedly become pregnant. That, of course, was not a big deal…the being pregnant part I was actually pretty happy. However, the bigger deal was the addiction that came with that pregnancy. Before Mikayla, drinking soda was not part of my drinking fare. I was more of a Perrier/LaCroix drinker (I admit I’m a water snob). However, one day there I was in the teacher’s lounge looking at my gourmet lunch of Lemon LaCroix and a beautifully put together egg salad sandwich when I glanced over at the pop machine. My eyes immediately focused on the “RC” button. I have no idea what power took over my body, but the next thing I know I was happily chugging down an RC!! And so it began…. my love affair with pop! I thought for sure it was a temporary craving that would leave me once I gave birth. But alas, that was not so! Eight years later my drinking has morphed as follows: RC for the next 3 years to regular Coke for about 2 years… I’m also a “diet snob” but finally got over my snobbiness when I switched to Diet Coke.Why the drinking history you ask?
There you have it, a very detailed description of my week. BUT…out of negative always comes positive, at least in my “happy little Gina world”…that’s what George likes to call it. I found a new favorite thing… Puffs tissues with Vicks & lotion right in them! They smell soooooooo good! I’m still sniffing them & I’m not really sick anymore. I swear they are best thing next to Perrier… ok, ok Diet Coke!
Have a great day & be kind to a stranger! Labels: misc
Monday, March 17, 2008
{god's country}
OR
I know it's a bad picture, but I took it while driving!
and my front porch.

These are our pets.
I'm telling you, people who knew me before would never have imagined this is really who I was!!
One of the many organic egg layers!
The pygmy goats--Bentley & MiniCooper. See what happens when you don't have malls nearby!
The bane of my early morning existence!! I've actually named him Chicken Soup!
Juniper Rose & Oliver George
(Another funny story for a later blog.)
Sunday, March 16, 2008
{candle hog}
So we met at my sister’s house this weekend for our February & March birthday celebrations…. Mom, Jason (my sister’s beau), Niko (nephew) & myself. After dinner came time for the traditional blowing of the candles. This year it could actually be compared to the traditional running of the bulls! Here we are merrily singing "Happy Birthday".
And then literally, in the blink of an eye....THE CANDLES ARE ALL OUT! My mom AKA "The Candle Hog" blew out all the candles before the song was even over! Did she give thought to the other three people celebrating? NO! Did she think hmmm... Let's do this all together? NO!!! Did she inhale as deep as she could and blow with all her might? YES, why YES she did!! Don't you love my shocked expression?
So I did the only thing I could, I blew out pretend candles! I felt so much better! Mom, next year your candles will be isolated on a chocolate island of their own!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!!!
Sunday, March 9, 2008
{introducing the gossip girls}
Mikayla named hers Miranda.
George picked the fluffiest one he could find!
This month we'll be getting the rest of our new chickens so stay tuned to see them. I'll be posting pictures soon of what they'll look like grown up...you're going to love these! We ordered some rare birds this time around. Until then stay "tweet"! (Oh, I kill me!) Labels: pets
Friday, March 7, 2008
{homemade fun}
We ate my favorite (at least for the moment) homemade Pizza Margherita with a delicious wheat crust!
Mikayla is the family's master balloon blower upper! Seriously, I have no idea how she can blow up so many balloons! I can barely get one done in the time it takes her to do three!
The party really got going after dinner with a little game of "Bozo Buckets"! I never could win at this game, but since it was my birthday I got extra shots! Bucket #5 was always my demise!
George was having his own fun with the "LIMBO"! He did comment on quad muscle strains being the reason he couldn't limbo quite so low. Courtney's teeth were really sore from having her braces tightened the day before. I think this is the only picture I got with her actually smiling & using her head!! She makes me so proud!
Look at Gavin's face! The tiara didn't have a chance. If you look closely you'll notice Jake is already gathering candy! I thought he was being nice letting his brother have the last shot....but ALAS he had a master plan!
What a great memorable birthday! I can't think of anything I would have rather done!













